Funny T-Shirt Sayings

• Where there's a will... I want to be in it.

• No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn't work anyway!

• I'm sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.

• I’m Out Of My Mind Feel Free To Leave A Message

• He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest

• Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane.

• Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane.

• Questions are never stupid, the person asking them is stupid.

• Dont follow my footsteps i walk into walls.

• My silence is my sound…

• Soccer is the best forget about the rest...

• I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

• You can't have everything....where would you put it?

• I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

• If you want to look young and thin, hang around old

• Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.

• Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

• A synonym is a word you use if you can't spell the other one.

• He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.

• Being yourself is being the person everyone else wants you to be.

• God is clever, but not dishonest.

• Between thought and expression lies a lifetime.

• You're just jealous because the voices talk to me

• I live in my own little world. It's okay! They know me here.

• I live in my own little world. It's okay! They know me here.

• The original point and click interface was a Smith &Wesson.

• The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is 'uncopyrightable' .

• All generalizations are bad.

• Bad guys here.

• Hug your sewing machine.

• Back Off ! I got this.

Funny T-shirt saying you can see on my T-shirt: Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Cheers

Manish Kapoor

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