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• Father to son:
  whenever i beat you,
  you dont get annoyed,
  how you control your anger?
  
  son: i start cleaning the toilet
  seat with your toothbrush

• Movie titles related to eng students:
  exams - socha na tha,
  classes - kabhi kabhi,
  question papers - na tum jano na hum,
  copying - yaarana,
  maths2 - asambhav,
  maths1 - mission impossible,
  environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
  1st semester - kuch to hai,
  2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
  distinction - kal ho na ho,
  1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
  2nd class - dil mange more
  fail - phir milenge

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  This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
  
  Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

• girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

• us ne haathon pe mehndi laga rakhi hai
  ham ne us ki doli bhi utha rakhi hai
  mujhe pata tha ke woh niklay gi bewafa
  isi liye hum ne us ki choti behen bhi phassa rakhi hai

• Iblees
  Ne 1 din apne cheelön se kaha!
  Logon ko
  TLAWAT
  ZIKAR
  TASBiH
  Se door rakhne ka khas Nuska
  Batao?
  Cheelon ne yak zuban ho kar kaha:
  Sirf sms Free krwa dain.

• Which are the 2 latest versions of java.
  Think... think... think...
  Marjava & Mitjava

• Girls Attitude
  If u treat her nice she says “yaar mujhe line de raha hai”
  If u dont she says “kitna akarta hai”
  If u dress nicely she says”mujhay impress karna chata hai”
  If u dont she says “tasteless hai yaar”
  If u argue with her she says”ziddi hai”
  If u sit quietly she says “dumb hai”
  If u act smarter “she’ll [...]

• Pehle woh meri girlfriend thi,
  Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,
  Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
  Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha
  Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
  Hum dono bolte hain
  or
  muhalla sutna hai..

• Pathan committing suicide,
  someone asked the reason.
  He said:
  My wife runaway with my friend.
  I can’t live without my friend.

• Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
  Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.

• Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
  tera chehra khila khila
  jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
  to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

• Plumber:- Sir pipe naya laga dia hai aur bill Rs.700/- ho gaya.
  Engineer:- Are itna tu main engineer ho ke bhi nahin kamata :o
  Plumber:- Main bhi nahi kamata tha jab engineer tha!!

• sardar 2 shopkeeper:Is mirror ki kya guarantee hai
  shopkeeper:Aap is ko 100 floor se nechay girao mirror 99 floor tak nhe toote ga.
  Sardar:Wah pack kar do.........................

• Ghalat Nazar Se Dehko Ge To
  Kharabi Nazar Aaygi
  
  Sahi Nazar Se Dehko To
  Her “Sunder“ Lerki
  Tumhain
  
  Tumjari Bhabi Nazar Aaygi..
  
  Keep SmilinG..

• Never KISS a lady police,
  She will say, hands up.
  
  Never KISS a lady doctor,
  She will say, Next please
  
  Always KISS a lady teacher,
  She will say, repeat it 5 time

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