What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? "Hey, y'all ... Watch this!"
Three things you'll never hear a redneck say:
The tires on that truck are too big.
I thought Graceland was tacky.
Duct tape won't fix that!
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to "The Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
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