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Saturday, August 1, 2009

Funny Phrases

☻As much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition

☻She's angrier than a Bear with a sore head

☻She's dressed up like a Dogs dinner

☻About as useful as a Condom vending machine in the Vatican.

☻He's that useless he couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery

☻She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers

☻She's been engaged more times than a telephone switchboard!

☻He's tighter than a photo finish.

☻He's sweating more than a Dog in a restaraunt

☻He's got a head balder than a baby's arse.

☻He's got the dress sense of an Oxfam model.

☻He's got a nose like a blind carpenter's thumb.

☻Last time I saw a face like that it was hanging at the Hunter's Lodge.

☻As much use as a trap door on a lifeboat

☻It's colder than a penguin's bollocks

☻She's got a face like a picture - it needs hanging

☻You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier

☻She's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard

☻As rare as a Blonde virgin

☻I've seen more hair on a billiard ball

☻He's as camp as a row of tents

☻I've seen better teeth on a worn out gear box

☻They call her 'The radio station' cuz she's so easy to pick up

☻As useful as a grave robber in a crematorium

☻You could park a bike on that bum

☻He's as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank

☻He's got a face as long as an undertakers tapemeasure

☻Whiter than a pair of Snow White's knickers

☻About as innocent as a Nun doing pressups in a Cucumber field.

☻They've got a picture of her at the hospital - it saves using the stomach pump

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