Animal Jokes

☻When geese fly in a "V", why is one side longer?
Because there are more geese on that side

☻Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work

☻What did the turkey say to the chicken?
Gobble gobble

☻Why do hens lay eggs?
If they dropped them, they'd break

☻Which side of the chicken has he most feathers?
The outside

☻Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog.
How long have you been acting this way?
Since I was a puppy!


☻Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip!

☻Q : What do stylish frogs wear?
A : Jumpsuits!

☻Q : What did the frog order at McDonald's?
A : French flies and a diet Croak

☻Q : How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
A : Unhoppy

☻Q : What goes, 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump &
A : A centipede with a wooden leg

☻Q : What do you get from a pampered cow?
A : Spoiled milk.

☻What kind of work does a weak cat do?
A : Light mouse work

☻Q : How do you identify a bald eagle?
A : All his feathers are combed over to one side

☻How do you circumcise a whale?
A : You need at least four skin divers