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Showing posts with label Cute Text Messages. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cute Text Messages. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Decent Jokes

KNOWING YOURSELF

Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

WHO YOU TRUST

There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.

GRATEFUL

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

WASTING YOUR TIME

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

YOUR SMILE

Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

YOU CAN'T...

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

BEAUTIFUL MOON

I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;)

TYPE OF EGGS

There r 6 types eggs. Chicken egg = ji dan, Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw = chun dan & if angry = ben dan.

VALUE OF LIFE

The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about.

MEN!

Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all problems begin with MEN!

FRIENDSHIP MEANS...

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

HEARTBREAKS

Heartbreaks will last as long as you want and Cut as deep as you allow them to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them.





Friday, July 24, 2009

Cute Text Messages

  • The sun had risen from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..

  • A memory is golden, maybe that is true. I never wanted memories. I only wanted you sweet as a rose, cute as a kitten is what you are.

  • Donon EYES PE
    Donon CHEEKS PE
    DO BAR LIPS PE
    IK BAR NECK PE
    DO BAR NECK SE ZRA NEECHE
    SONE sy pehle
    Cold cream ZAROOR LAGAIN..

  • Boy: BUS aur Girls
    aik jaisi hoti hain,
    1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.

  • Girl: Auto Rickshaw aur Boys
    ek jaisay hotay hain,
    1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain .

  • Sathi srf woh he nahi hota jo zindagi bhr saath nibhay; Sathi to woh bhi hai jo jevan ke kuch palon mein bhi jevan bhr ka saath de jaaye.

  • Flowers die,
    Stories End,
    Songs Fade,
    Memories are forgotten,
    All things come to End,
    But,
    "Precious People" Like "You"
    Are always remembered.

  • Friendship is a silent gift of nature..
    More old .. more strong..
    More deep.. more clear..
    More close.. more warm..
    Less words.. more understanding

  • When God opened the door of heaven, He saw me & asked what is ur wish 4 2day. I said lord plz take care of the1 reading this message.

  • Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on.

  • I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely, though every mile, grant u wealth, give u health & most of all grant u paradise.

  • Always take extra care of 3 things in ur life:
    * Trust..
    * Promise..
    * Relation..
    Bcoz they dont make noise when they break..!!

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